Setting Yourself Up For Sarcasm :)

sinfulbeauty13:

natured:

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

brb dying

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

(via jackals-thought-box)

soundlesss:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

lets-0bey:

jdfred:

lacquerandcandy:

geekscoutcookies:

If you dont do anything else tonight. Press Play. I was laughing, singing and cheering. 

PRESS PLAY.

YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS

OMG!!!!! Thank you for posting this, it is glorious!!!

Best couple ever haha

Hahahahha this is great!!

this is great

they made me so happy

(Source: vaginasaurusr3x, via sinfulbeauty13)

indigostohelit:

so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors

so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors

except then the job of the decoy got popular

like, really popular

like… worryingly popular?

reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”

eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.

(Source: swanjolras, via sinfulbeauty13)

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

(via toxicdenial)

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

(via sinfulbeauty13)

ivy-spn:

In Tumblr, we don’t say “I love you”, we reblog your text posts which roughly translates to “i thiNK YOU’RE HILARIOUS AND AMAZING AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU BUT I’M SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY PLEASE NOTICE ME” I think that’s beautiful.

(Source: teamfreewifi, via sinfulbeauty13)